If the recent round of rumors are to be believed, the long-delayed superhero horror film, The New Mutants, will not feature any references to the Fox X-Men series upon its April 2020 release.

How do you follow up one review of a bad movie? How about another? How about one starring one of the all time greats? Still interested in these shenanigans? Good, because I’m talking about Harrison Ford in a buddy cop movie where he’s clearly only in it for the paycheck, and his performance is all the better for it. Plus, I’m a sucker for buddy cop movies.

I’m writing this on April 1st, and I’m going to be serious: I love this movie. It’s terrible, but it’s amazing all at the same time. Released in 1985, A View to a Kill was Sir Roger Moore’s last outing as James Bond, and widely considered one of the worst of all time. 

I’m not an emotional guy, except for when movies (and in some rare cases; books and music) bring them out of me. Avengers: Endgame almost made me tear up when all the heroes came back from being snapped out of existence to help Captain America and the rest of the Avengers. Infinity War’s scene where Spider-Man realized he’s fading out of existence choked me up. And then there’s this movie, which got me in the feelings in so many ways because Kevin Smith decided to give closure to so many characters that I didn’t know needed closure.